I love Disney.
I also love a good sale.
Which prompted me to visit Downtown Disney at 5:45am for some ridiculous sale at World of Disney.
Dude. These people are NO JOKE. It's like we're in Soviet Russia and there's a bread line. People have commandeered entire corners of this store to lay out all the crap they've grabbed, so they can sort and decide what they want.
I'm guessing this is what Walmart is like on Black Friday, but with fewer mullets.
I might be scarred. This isn't really magical.
UPDATE: after moving about 10 feet in the checkout line in 40 minutes, and having at least another hour to go, I quit. I'm not as hardcore as I thought, apparently.