Tirade Tuesday

1. Dear HR/OPS guy: Why would you throw a tantrum like a 4 year old about coffee? Just buy the damn coffee. You drink it as much as anyone else. You have the corporate card. You have petty cash. Grab it on your lunch break. It's not that complicated. But no. It's all so very unfair, isn't it, that you are EXPECTED to do that. You, who is in charge of all other office supplies. Why would we ever expect you to also buy coffee while you're at Costco buying papertowels. That's silly.

No worries, my friend. I bought some on my way in. My reciept is on your desk. I'll be expecting that expense check come Friday. Thanks.

2. Hey, legs. You used to suck less. I don't know what your deal is now, but cut it out. You're irritating me. I know you can be better than what you are currently acting like. Stop that.

3. Stupid knot in my hamstring: you hurt. I have been foam rolling and stretching, and you won't quit. You suck.

4. Priceline - please just give me the damn hotel I want at the price I want to pay. I would be grateful.

5. My BFF's, CalTrans. Was it really necessary to completely close the entrance to the 22? I like going that way sometimes, and now I can't. FOR A YEAR. Why would you DO that?! What did I ever do to you? WTF.