#2. Sure, honey, you can get a toy.... Oh. A Gladiator suit, with sword. Of course.
I see this guy on the freeway at LEAST a few times a week. I'm not even sure what he's preaching, because just looking at his truck makes me twitchy - there's so much stuff happening. But I figure it's nothing I want part of, if crazy dude chooses to hang out on the freeway at rush hour.
Man. They were SPAZZING about taking a picture together. Was it really that awful? Jeez.
If we were friends, I'd bring you a beer too, after you had a baby.