Anyway.
Recipe for the Best Birthday Weekend Ever
1. Show a 10K who's boss.
2. Have a husband who not only accepts your love of The Mouse...
...but also makes TWSS jokes.
3. Have the best internet friend ever, who didn't believe The H when he said "She likes bright things to run in", but bought these for you anyway....
4. After finishing the day with pizza, beer, and pool, and the cutest, most disgruntled baby ever....
....sleep from 10pm until 8am. Because that's not your baby.5. Follow up French Toast and bacon in the morning with a stop at the farmers market, where a miracle happens. You find the Baconmania truck.
No words.
6. Go shoe shopping, "for The H"...
7. Let #3 try on anything that looks fun at Target...
8. Use the Sports Authority gift cards that you got for Mother's Day to buy a swimsuit appropriate for a tri...

...and also appropriate if you ever get lost at sea and need to be found.
9. Finally, FINALLY, bake the perfect cupcake. Vanilla, with mocha frosting, and toasted coconut.
The end.










